Characters
Everyone you can play as, with their stats, special ability and starting gear.
Categories
All characters
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 Alien | 1 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 3 / 4 |  Mind Control | |
| Assassin | 1 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 4 / 4 |  Camouflage | |
 Bartender | 2 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 | ||
 Bouncer | 3 / 4 | 4 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 |  Stomp | |
 Cannibal | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 |  Cannibalize | |
 Comedian | 2 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 |  Joke | |
 Cop | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 |  Handcuffs | |
 Courier | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 1 / 4 | ||
 Demolitionist | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | ||
 Doctor | 1 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 |  Chloroform Hankie | |
 Firefighter | 2 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 3 / 4 |  Water Cannon | |
 Gangster (Blahd) | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 | ||
 Gangster (Crepe) | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 | ||
 Goon | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 | ||
 Gorilla | 4 / 4 | 4 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 4 / 4 |  Primal Lunge | |
 Hacker | 1 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 3 / 4 |  Laptop | |
 Investment Banker | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 3 / 4 | ||
 Jock | 4 / 4 | 4 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 3 / 4 |  Chaaarge | |
 Mech Pilot | 1 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 4 / 4 |  Ride Mech | |
 Mobster | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 | ||
 Robot | 3 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 3 / 4 |  Power Sap | |
 Scientist | 1 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | ||
 Shapeshifter | 1 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 4 / 4 |  Possess | |
 Shopkeeper | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 4 / 4 | 2 / 4 | ||
 Slavemaster | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 |  Enslave | |
 Slum Dweller | 1 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | ||
 Soldier | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 4 / 4 | 2 / 4 | ||
 Supercop | 3 / 4 | 4 / 4 | 4 / 4 | 3 / 4 | Handcuffs | |
 Supergoon | 3 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 4 / 4 | 3 / 4 | ||
 Thief | 2 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 4 / 4 |  Sticky Glove | |
 Upper-Cruster | 1 / 4 | 3 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 3 / 4 | ||
 Vampire | 3 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 2 / 4 | 4 / 4 |  Bite | |
 Werewolf | 1 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 1 / 4 |  Werewolf Transformation | |
 Wrestler | 4 / 4 | 4 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 1 / 4 |  Toss | |
 Zombie | 3 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 1 / 4 | 1 / 4 |  Zombie Phlegm |
Big Quests
Each character's own long goal, kept up floor after floor for a reward that lasts the rest of the run.
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Each one runs the whole game. Keeping it up pays 300 XP every floor and 500 more for every district, and completing it pays 1000.
| Acquired Tastes | Achieve the ideal diet by satisfying your specific moment-to-moment cravings. | Cannibal | Eat a certain type of person | |
| Bodyguarding | Putting yourself in harm's way for another person: Noble. Putting yourself in harm's way for a marginally talented musician: THE NOBLEST. | Bouncer | Make sure the Musician doesn't die. If you fail a level, you can make it up later. | |
| Brute Force Progress | Mutilate every unlawful creep in the city, even the ones the Law doesn't actually care about. Oh, and they're armed. And hostile. | Mech Pilot | Neutralize every unlawful citizen | |
| Catch 'Em All! | Catch citizens of all varieties to achieve the greatest collection in the land. | Slavemaster | Enslave someone of a certain class and bring them to the entrance or exit | |
| Dark Fate | Plunge those human meatbags into darkness by deactivating all their power boxes. | Robot | Deactivate all Power Boxes | |
| Ethical Experiments | Research the effects of various "medications" on "willing" participants | Scientist | Infect someone with status effect, then use your Research Gun on them. Also, look for a helpful supply crate. | |
| Fire Watch | Arsonists are running amok in the city, so do your job and put out them fires! | Firefighter | Extinguish fires set by arsonists before they incinerate walls and objects | |
| Guard Duty | Protect buildings and their inhabitants from invaders. In other words, do your job! | Goon | Speak to the target, then neutralize all invaders. Bonus cash for each owner kept alive. | |
| Hack the Planet | Install malware on each floor of the city to set off the largest-scale cyber-attack in history. | Hacker | Install malware on a computer | |
| Hairy Justice | Rescue all of your smelly, grunting brethren from captivity. | Gorilla | Rescue every Gorilla from captivity | |
| Harmless Pranks | Your bros have dared you to break a whole bunch of objects! You know, for a prank! | Jock | Destroy every object of a certain type | |
| Homeward Bound | Raid vending machines to collect the parts you need to build a makeshift rocket ship and get off this planet! | Alien | Collect Ship Parts from vending machines of all varieties | |
| Last Comic Standing | Practice your act on the city's denizens and become the gut-busting-est comedian this side of Gallagher. | Comedian | Tell jokes to a percentage of people on each floor | |
| Law Abiding Law Enforcer | Do things by the book, and fulfill your dream of becoming a Supercop. | Cop | Earn 2 Marks for arresting Guilty people, 1 for kills. Lose Marks for taking down innocents. If you fail a level, you can make it up later. | |
| Movin' On Up | Make enough payments to secure status as an Upper-Cruster | Slum Dweller | Make Upper-Crusty payments every floor via ATM or Bank Clerk. If you fail a level, you can make it up later. | |
| Mythical Matchup | Hunt down and kill every Werewolf in the city, so you can finally suck the blood of innocents in peace. | Vampire | Find and kill the hidden Werewolf using your Werewolf A-Were-ness | |
| Power Struggle | Generators throughout the city provide excessive power to the top floor. Blow 'em all to hell! | Soldier | Destroy all Generators | |
| Purveyor of Peace | Spread your righteous message of peace and chloroform by not killing TOO many people. | Doctor | Kill fewer than a certain number of people. If you fail a level, you can make it up later. | |
| Quest with a Twist | Hone your drink-mixing skills to get a job in a classy Uptown establishment. | Bartender | Serve drinks to different people | |
| Rubble Rouser | Creating is tougher than destroying, and destroying is way more instantly gratifying, so destroy everything you can! | Demolitionist | Destroy a certain number of non-border walls | |
| Satiate that Bloodlust! | Short bursts of megaviolence on a regular basis make for one happy Werewolf! | Werewolf | Kill 5 people during a single transformation | |
| Seeds of Chaos | Stir up some good old-fashioned class tension by turning people against each other. | Shapeshifter | Possess a certain person and use them to directly neutralize another person on each floor | |
| Side Hustling | Deliver packages for people. Could there be a human head inside? Or a head of lettuce? That's not your business! | Courier | Deliver a certain number of packages. If you fail a level, you can make it up later. | |
| Silent But Deadly | Stealthily assassinate important and heavily guarded people. Mainly just for practice, but also for fun! | Assassin | Neutralize a person marked with an orange arrow. If anyone spots you, you'll need to neutralize them too. | |
| Sobriety is for Suckers | Achieve Euphoria by maintaining a drug-fueled high for as long as possible, because that's how real life works, clearly. | Investment Banker | Don't go into Withdrawal more than a certain number of times each level. If you fail a level, you can make it up later. | |
| Spread the Love | Infect the populace far and wide, creating a glassy-eyed, rotting, beautiful love-fest. | Zombie | Zombify a percentage of living people on each floor | |
| Sultan of Shakedowns | Make business owners an offer they can't refuse and "persuade" them that they need the mob's protection. | Mobster | Shake down business owners for money. If you fail a level, you can make it up later. | |
| The New Hotness | Achieve fad-capitalizing mastery by finding the current "hot" item and selling it for a solid profit. | Shopkeeper | Find the current "hot" item and sell it with your Portable Sell-O-Matic | |
| The Undefeated Champ | Challenge people from all walks of life to a fair fight, and become the muscly pride of the city. | Wrestler | Ask a certain person to fight, and win without cheating or using projectile weapons and throwable items | |
| Turf War (Blahd) | Wipe out every last Crepe you come across, and ensure permanent Blahd dominance in the city. | Gangster (Blahd) | Neutralize every single Crepe | |
| Turf War (Crepe) | Wipe out every last Blahd you come across, and ensure permanent Crepe dominance in the city. | Gangster (Crepe) | Neutralize every single Blahd | |
| Undiscerning Looting | Rob tons of Chests and Safes and prove to yourself that yes, you are worth a damn! | Thief | Rob a certain number of Chests and Safes |