Scientist
Has devoted their life to advancing science and torturing gorillas. As a result of the former, the Scientist has acquired a number of fun toys to take on their adventure. While they would probably prefer to be testing these toys on caged gorillas in the name of scientific progress (read: undiagnosed sadism), the Scientist has joined the Resistance due to the Mayor cutting beaker allowances to 1 per laboratory.
- Starting traits
- Starting items
- Big Quest
- Unlock involves
- Can carry
- Common
- Spawn groups
- Found in
- Always
- Hostile to anyone with
Dialogue
When you talk to them
- What's the scientific method? I always get the steps mixed up.
- My current hypothesis: Gorillas hate being poked with a ruler.
- My one rule when conducting experiments: Keep it fun!
- Safety procedures are for wimps! That ain't real science!
- You don't need brains to be a scientist, just heart!
At the Home Base
- Do you believe in alternate universes? I can make one right now!
Victory speech
- Gang violence. Taxes. Climate change. These are all great threats to society.
- However, I'd like to use my platform today to speak on a bigger concern...
- ...Gorillas.
- I am hereby banning bananas, which I am 100% sure will result in their starvation.
- Hey, it's science... and I'm a scientist, baby.
Other lines
- Thaaaaaanks!
- Please use that info for good and not evil, thaaaanks!
History
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Other languages: CientíficoWissenschaftlerScientifiqueCientistaУченый과학자科学家

















