Clerk
- Can carry
- Common
- Found in
- AlwaysUsuallySometimes
Shop
 Bacon Cheeseburger | Common |  25–51 | 32% |
 Banana | Common | 15–30 | 25% |
 Fud | Common | 7–14 | 25% |
 Ham Sandwich | Common | 15–30 | 18% |
Dialogue
When you talk to them
- Whatchu want?
The mayoral election
- The computer's busted... no elections today!
- Word has it that the Mayor is dead, so I guess no elections today!
- Word has it that the Mayor's hat has gone missing... so no elections today!
- The Mayor thinks it's too dangerous to have an election today, apparently SOMEONE caused a scare...
- ...Aaaaand the results are in! Talk to me in the park!
- Wait until the Mayor gets here!
- Wait until we're at the park!
- Let me know when you're ready for the results!
- Are you ready?!?!
- And the winner is.......
- ...the Mayor!
- ...the scrappy newcomer!
Other lines
- Alright, you can stay. Just don't cause a ruckus, ok?
- You're not getting deported today, lucky you!
- Uh, we don't deport Upper-Crusters!
- Thanks for all the blood!
- I think we've got enough of your blood for now...
- Take whichever room you want! Just remember to knock first, I guess...
- May I help you?
- Care to make a donation?
- Go ahead, treat yerself!
- Such a rowdy group we've got here!
History
Changes to this NPC across game updates.
- Dialogue
Other lines
- −I mean, I don't want to kill you or anything...
- −Um... you seem to have two types of blood at once, somehow. I can't use this.
- Dialogue
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