Jock
When not administering wedgies, swirlies, and Indian sunburns to nerds, the Jock enjoys running into walls at high speeds. When scientists contended that this behavior destroys brain cells, the Jock passionately argued that it actually RESTORES brain cells, ironically giving more validity to the scientists' claims. Scientists backed down after receiving the most severe purple nurples of their lives.
- Special ability
- Starting traits
- Starting items
- Big Quest
- Can carry
- CommonUncommon
- Spawn groups
- Found in
- Always
- Achievements
Dialogue
When you talk to them
- You wouldn't happen to have any lunch money, would ya?
- I get depressed when I'm not running into things.
- NERRRRRDS!!!
- Is it possible to be so concussed that your brain rattles around a little bit?
At the Home Base
- If you see the Hacker around, give 'em a nice big wet willy for me.
Victory speech
- I promise a chicken in every pot, and a man cave in every garage!
- Free wedgies for all nerds! NEEEEERRRRDS!!!!
- Yeah! And most importantly, a ban on all video games not entitled Madden '07.
- I... really miss 2007.
- High school was the last time I remember being happy.
Other lines
- No way, that's for nerds!
- Sign up to fight in the ring! Big money for winners! Death for losers!
- Sign up for yourself or one of your buddies! Only 1 challenger allowed in the ring!
- Make sure to give the Bouncer your weapons before you go in!
- You're all signed up! Try not to die too quickly!
- YEAAAHH!! GET 'EM!!!
- No more fights today!
- Here's your money.
- Whoever signed up for this fight gets the payout.
- Sorry ya lost. I hope it was a learning experience!
- Yo, you totally cheated, it's 1 challenger only! No payout for you!
History
Changes to this character across game updates.
- Dialogue
When you talk to them
- −Whatchu want?
- +You wouldn't happen to have any lunch money, would ya?
- +I get depressed when I'm not running into things.
- +NERRRRRDS!!!
- +Is it possible to be so concussed that your brain rattles around a little bit?
At the Home BaseNew
- +If you see the Hacker around, give 'em a nice big wet willy for me.
- Dialogue
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