Investment Banker
"Greed is good! So are drugs!" This is the motto that the Investment Banker lives by. Predictably, this has led them to significant wealth and a crippling drug addiction... Party party party! It's an extreme lifestyle (and gameplay style) that's not for everyone.
- Starting traits
- Starting items
- Big Quest
- Can carry
- Uncommon
- Spawn groups
- Achievements
Dialogue
When you talk to them
- Got any cash? No reason, I'd just rather I have it than you.
- Money can't buy happiness, but it also can't buy clouds. Profound thoughts!
- My Uncle Denny told me to invest in gas. Then he farted on me.
At the Home Base
- I made a very large bet on you dying via accidental Cyanide Pill ingestion.
Victory speech
- WOO! I won! I'm the $^$@& mayor! I never felt so alive!
- Party in my new house right after this speech!
- Who's ready to be a golden god with me??
- Oh. Um... Thank you, I appreciate your concern.
Other lines
- *cough* *cough* It's too weak, I need something with a kick!
History
Changes to this character across game updates.
- Dialogue
When you talk to them
- −Whatchu want?
- +Got any cash? No reason, I'd just rather I have it than you.
- +Money can't buy happiness, but it also can't buy clouds. Profound thoughts!
- +My Uncle Denny told me to invest in gas. Then he farted on me.
At the Home BaseNew
- +I made a very large bet on you dying via accidental Cyanide Pill ingestion.
- Dialogue
Other languages: Banquero de inversiónInvestmentbankerBanquier d'affairesBanqueiro de InvestimentoБанкир투자자银行家