Gangster (Blahd)
Joined the Blahds after witnessing their father being murdered at the hands of a Crepe. Actually, it wasn't a Crepe, it was just a crazed naked man driven insane after falling into a vat of blueberries. The Gangster probably needs to have their vision checked.
- Starting traits
- Starting items
- Big Quest
- Unlock involves
- Can carry
- Uncommon
- Spawn groups
- Found in
- Sometimes
- Achievements
- Hostile to anyone with
Gives missions
Dialogue
When you talk to them
- My initiation involved a lot of helping old ladies. It was a pleasant surprise.
- Do my pants look saggy? It's so embarrassing when that happens.
- Want my help 'neutralizing' someone?
- What our gang really needs is a secret handshake.
- I wish we were one of those gangs that solved our differences by dancing.
At the Home Base
- Me and this blue guy have a lot in common, we're both really into standing in one spot!
Joining your party
- Let's roll.. err, foot?
- Pleasure working with ya!
- I don't feel so hot. I can't keep going.
- You?... No.
- Nah, your posse's already too big..
- I'm not in good enough shape to join you..
- If you hadn't noticed, I'm kinda locked up.
- Naah, I'm done for now.
- I can't come, gotta protect the turf!
Victory speech
- I propose mandatory replacement of the word "gang" with the word "troupe".
- Who's ever heard of killing an opposing "troupe" member? It's nonsense!
- Side note, please don't start performing improv comedy, it's still punishable by death.
Other lines
- No way, I'd get killed!
- Thanks, I owe you one.
History
Changes to this character across game updates.
- Backs up their own kind changed from — to Yes
Other languages: Gangster (Blahd)Gangster (Blair)Бандит (Кровяные)갱스터(블라드)流氓（血帮）