Courier
In a world where teleportation is a thing, why would anyone need a Courier to deliver packages by hand? Simple: sometimes, items can shift around in weird ways during teleportation. Not like The Fly or anything like that, more along the lines of gravy from your brisket spilling all over your fries. If you wanted poutine, you'd have have ordered poutine!
- Starting traits
- Starting items
- Big Quest
Dialogue
When you talk to them
- Gotta go fast!
At the Home Base
- I try to incorporate speedrunning into every facet of my life.
Victory speech
- Citizens, I am not a happy camper, and let me tell you why.
- Guuber workers are in danger of being replaced by self-driving roller skates.
- Do you really want to receive your package from a pair of disembodied skates?
- Thank you for your honesty.
History
Changes to this character across game updates.
Other languages: RepartidorKurierLivreurEntregadorКурьер배달부快递员