Status effects
Temporary buffs and debuffs from items, attacks and drugs.
How it works
Durations listed are the base times. Longer Status Effects makes them last 50% longer and Longer Status Effects + makes them last 100% longer. With the Low Health For All mutator on, Poisoned and Regenerate Health tick for half as much.
Categories
All status effects
60 of 60
| Above the Law | Cops in the current stage ignore your crimes | — | — | |
| Accurate | Firearms increased by a large amount | Buff | 30s | |
| Always Crit | Every hit is a critical hit | Buff | 20s | |
| Bad Vision | Debuff | 30s | ||
| Camouflage | Invisible for a short period. Canceled by most actions, and when you bump into people. Cannot be activated in view of non-followers. Successful backstabs retain invisibility. | — | 10s | |
| Charge Level 1 | Needs a recharge | — | — | |
| Charge Level 2 | Weak battery | — | — | |
| Charge Level 3 | Mostly charged | — | — | |
| Charge Level 4 | Fully charged | — | — | |
| Confused | Try walking around. Just try it. | Debuff | 30s | |
| Cop Debt | Pay off the cops, or face consequences (and Supercops) next level | — | — | |
| Cop Debt (Hostile) | Pay off the cops and they'll leave you alone | — | — | |
| Crazy-Dizzy | Relax and wait it out | Debuff | 5s | |
| Cyanide | Ow. | Debuff | 2s | |
| DNA Connection | — | — | ||
| Debt | You'd better pay this back at an ATM or Bank, or face potentially deadly consequences! Also, interest. | — | — | |
| Debt (due this floor) | If you don't pay this back at an ATM or Bank before the end of the floor, you might have a problem. | — | — | |
| Debt (overdue) | There are killers after you. And not the nice kind. Get rid of them by paying off your debt at an ATM or Bank. | — | — | |
| Decrease All Stats | Melee −1; Endurance −1; Firearms −1; Speed −1. | Debuff | 30s | |
| Dizzy | Relax and wait it out | Debuff | 7s | |
| Drunk | — | 30s | ||
| Electro Touch | Anyone you touch with your body gets electrocuted | Buff | 30s | |
| Electrocuted | Debuff | 4s | ||
| Enraged | You launch into an uncontrollable rage toward everyone around you | Debuff | — | |
| Extra Life for PAXers | — | — | ||
| Fast | Increased movement speed | Buff | 30s | |
| Feelin' Alright | Life is good when you're on drugs! Until you're not on drugs! Then it's terrible! | — | 40s | |
| Feelin' Lucky | Affects your luck in all sorts of endeavors, but you get less lucky as time runs down | — | 1m | |
| Feelin' Unlucky | Affects your luck in all sorts of endeavors, but you get luckier as time runs down | Debuff | 1m | |
| Frozen | Debuff | 10s | ||
| Giant | Crush walls and objects, increased weapon damage | Buff | — | |
| Hearing Blocked | Can't hear noises except those extremely close by | Debuff | 30s | |
| Increase All Stats | Melee +1; Endurance +1; Firearms +1; Speed +1. | — | 1m | |
| Invincible | No damage taken | Buff | 15s | |
| Invisible | People and cameras can't see you | Buff | 15s | |
| Invisible (permanent) | — | — | ||
| Killer Thrower | Ever wanted to be able to throw things at people and make them explode into giblets? LIVE YOUR DREAMS!!! | — | 30s | |
| Loud | Make noise whenever you move | — | 30s | |
| Mind Controlled | - | — | — | |
| Mind Controlling | Pilot NPCs until you either relinquish control or take enough damage | — | 30s | |
| Nicotine | Detracts 5 health, but freezes Feelin' Alright countdown, and stops Withdrawal health drain | Debuff | 20s | |
| Numb To Pain | Damage taken −67%. | — | 30s | |
| On Fire | −5 HP per second. | — | 30s | |
| Package Delivery | Get the package from point A to point B without teleporting or taking too much damage. Stop reading this and MOOOVE! | — | — | |
| Paralyzed | Unable to walk | Debuff | — | |
| Perfumorous | Most people on the floor who previously had no opinion of you, now like you | — | — | |
| Poisoned | Health decreases every second | Debuff | 15s | |
| Regenerate Health | Health increases every second | Buff | 15s | |
| Resurrection | Resurrect after you die | Buff | — | |
| Revenue | Revenue is earned by extorting business owners and paid at the start of levels | — | — | |
| Shrunk | People can crush you, decreased weapon damage, and you can fit in toilets | Debuff | 20s | |
| Slow | Decreased movement speed | Debuff | 20s | |
| Stable System | Prevents negative status effects | — | 30s | |
| Strength | Melee strength increased by a large amount | Buff | 30s | |
| Sulfuric Acid | Ouch! It burns! | Debuff | 2s | |
| Tranquilized | Knocked out when timer runs down | Debuff | — | |
| Weak | Damage inflicted is decreased | Debuff | 20s | |
| Werewolf | Stop reading this and go slash some throats! | — | — | |
| Wet | — | 30s | ||
| Withdrawal | Ohhhhhh the pain. You know what will make it all better? DRUGS! Speed, Melee strength and Firearms are affected, and health is lost every 2 seconds. | — | — |



