Goon (Character) · Streets of Rogue Wiki

Working for the Mayor as an anonymous Goon has its drawbacks. For starters, their life consists of waiting around for some reckless oaf from the Resistance to try and "neutralize" them for unspecified reasons. However, the Goon has recently done some soul searching and had a major revelation: What if they WERE that reckless oaf?

Guns Melee Defense

Starting traits: Wrong Building
No In-Fighting
Starting items: Pistol
Knife
Kill Ammunizer
Super special form: Supergoon
Big Quest: Guard Duty
Keeps away: Ooze
Police Lockdown
Can carry: Common
Bacon Cheeseburger
Banana
Baseball Bat
Fud
Ham Sandwich
Pistol
Rare
Friend Phone
Fud Processor
Lockpick
Mini Fridge
Oil Container
Safe Buster
Wrench
Spawn groups: Fighters
Guards
Found in: Always
Hotel
Sometimes
Arena
Later floors
Confiscation Center
Deportation Center

Dialogue

When you talk to them

Whatchu want?
The mayor literally pays me in extra work, it's not cool.
Believe it or not, this is my natural hair color.
Best perk of this job: Free sunglasses.
Are you supposed to be here or what?

At the Home Base

Truth be told, I'm jealous of the Bouncer's suit.

Running away

I'm out!
Stoooooop!
Not getting paid enough...
OK you win!
Ow ow ow!

Hearing a noise

What the...
Who dat?
Hmm?
...The heck?

Victory speech

On behalf of my fellow Goons, I'd like to ask a question of you.
Why do you keep hiring us to guard your crappiest buildings?
I once got assigned a building with a single treasure chest with like $10 in it.
Quiet, nerd! Quit trying to break the fourth wall!

History

Changes to this character across game updates.

Changed Build 4963932 Apr 30, 2020
- Dialogue
  At the Home BaseNew
  
  +Truth be told, I'm jealous of the Bouncer's suit.
  Victory speechNew
  
  +On behalf of my fellow Goons, I'd like to ask a question of you.
  +Why do you keep hiring us to guard your crappiest buildings?
  +I once got assigned a building with a single treasure chest with like $10 in it.
  +Quiet, nerd! Quit trying to break the fourth wall!
- Description changed from — to Working for the Mayor as an anonymous Goon has its drawbacks. For starters, their life consists of waiting around for some reckless oaf from the Resistance to try and "neutralize" them for unspecified reasons. However, the Goon has recently done some soul searching and had a major revelation: What if they WERE that reckless oaf?
Changed Build 4552234 Jan 9, 2020
- Categories +Guns+Melee+Defense
First recorded Build 1683380 Mar 10, 2017

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