Thief
Pretty much the worst thief who has ever lived. Actually dresses in stereotypical burglar garb. Ridiculous. This was done out of tremendous insecurities -- they thought it would make them feel like more of a professional criminal. It didn't. Will the Thief ever conquer their imposter syndrome?
- Special ability
- Starting traits
- Starting items
- Big Quest
- Can carry
- Common
- Spawn groups
Shop
Body Swapper | Common | 40–82 | 14% |
Cardboard Box | Common | 50–102 | 14% |
Crowbar | Common | 40–82 | 14% |
Lockpick | Common | 20–41 | 14% |
Safe Buster | Common | 30–61 | 14% |
Wall Bypasser | Common | 40–82 | 14% |
Window Cutter | Common | 30–61 | 14% |
Dialogue
When you talk to them
- Hello, fellow criminal scum!
- The only prize I've never stolen, is the heart of another. Sigh.
- Know what's really hardcore? Pickpocketing yourself. Super hard.
- When you steal something, at what point does it truly become your own?
- I prefer when people don't catch me stealing, it makes things really awkward.
- Word of advice, never try to pickpocket a naked person.
At the Home Base
- I've been able to 'confiscate' some things for the Resistance...
Joining your party
- You're the boss!
Victory speech
- Folks, pickpocketing is hard work. So I am issuing a new ruling...
- Back pants-pockets must meet strict "floppiness" requirements.
- Everyone will be issued a complimentary pair of parachute pants.
History
Changes to this character across game updates.
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Other languages: LadrónDiebVoleurLadrãoВор도둑小偷













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