Pretty much the worst thief who has ever lived. Actually dresses in stereotypical burglar garb. Ridiculous. This was done out of tremendous insecurities -- they thought it would make them feel like more of a professional criminal. It didn't. Will the Thief ever conquer their imposter syndrome?

Special ability

Shop

Shop
Body Swapper Common40–8214%
Cardboard Box Common50–10214%
Crowbar Common40–8214%
Lockpick Common20–4114%
Safe Buster Common30–6114%
Wall Bypasser Common40–8214%
Window Cutter Common30–6114%

Dialogue

When you talk to them

  • Hello, fellow criminal scum!
  • The only prize I've never stolen, is the heart of another. Sigh.
  • Know what's really hardcore? Pickpocketing yourself. Super hard.
  • When you steal something, at what point does it truly become your own?
  • I prefer when people don't catch me stealing, it makes things really awkward.
  • Word of advice, never try to pickpocket a naked person.

At the Home Base

  • I've been able to 'confiscate' some things for the Resistance...

Joining your party

  • You're the boss!

Victory speech

  • Folks, pickpocketing is hard work. So I am issuing a new ruling...
  • Back pants-pockets must meet strict "floppiness" requirements.
  • Everyone will be issued a complimentary pair of parachute pants.

History

Changes to this character across game updates.

  1. Changed Build 3518402 Jan 31, 2019
    • Icon changed from to
  2. First recorded Build 1683380 Mar 10, 2017

Other languages: LadrónDiebVoleurLadrãoВор도둑小偷

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