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At the Home BaseNew

• +No, I don't think it's silly to continue wearing this mask in this setting, thank you.

At the Home BaseNew

• +The Resistance leaders requested that this be a 'dry' home base... I can't even...

When you talk to them

• −Whatchu want?
• +This bum told me he hadn't had a bite in days, so I bit him. True story.
• +It sucks not being able to post pictures of my meals online.
• +Hiding in bushes to wait for victims can be a great time for meditation!

At the Home BaseNew

• +They made me promise not to devour anyone while I'm here, how lame!

When you talk to them

• −Whatchu want?
• +Derp de derp?.. Sorry, sometimes I forget how to have a normal interaction.
• +Writing one-liners is hard, I pity the poor schlub who has to do it.
• +If one exists only to tell jokes, does that make one a joke themselves?

At the Home BaseNew

• +I can't believe the Mayor banned jokes about walrus hygiene... That was my whole schtick!

At the Home BaseNew

• +Relax, I'm not gonna arrest you. Actually I've never made an arrest, I just murder people.

Running awayNew

• +I need backup!
• +I didn't sign up for this!
• +Ouchies!
• +Gosh darnit!
• +Oof!

At the Home BaseNew

• +Me and this blue guy have a lot in common, we're both really into standing in one spot!

At the Home BaseRemoved

• −Ook ook ook.

When you talk to them

• −Whatchu want?
• +Hack the planet!!
• +I am Anonymous!... Well, I guess not anymore...
• +Could we chat through direct message? I have social anxiety.

When you talk to them

• −Whatchu want?
• +Got any cash? No reason, I'd just rather I have it than you.
• +Money can't buy happiness, but it also can't buy clouds. Profound thoughts!
• +My Uncle Denny told me to invest in gas. Then he farted on me.

At the Home BaseNew

• +I made a very large bet on you dying via accidental Cyanide Pill ingestion.

When you talk to them

• −Whatchu want?
• +You wouldn't happen to have any lunch money, would ya?
• +I get depressed when I'm not running into things.
• +NERRRRRDS!!!
• +Is it possible to be so concussed that your brain rattles around a little bit?

At the Home BaseNew

• +If you see the Hacker around, give 'em a nice big wet willy for me.

At the Home Base

• −I heard the developer is gonna let people make their own characters...
• +Got a problem with my naked body? Watch it, or I'll steal yours.

At the Home BaseNew

• +It's weird not being around my shop, it's like my life is devoid of any purpose.

At the Home BaseNew

• +I'm surprised the Resistance is ok with neo-slavery, that's very progressive of them!

At the Home BaseNew

• +Let's rise up and fight the power! Or we could stay here and jam to this hot track.

Running away

• −Piss off!
• +Go away!

When you talk to themNew

• +I'd sleep with a gun, but they're really into cuddling and I need my space.
• +The greatest war... is the one within. Whoa.
• +I signed on as a soldier to idle around until randos talk to me. Not disappointed.
• +Shoot to kilt! I mean, kill!

When you talk to them

• −Whatchu want?
• +The only prize I've never stolen, is the heart of another. Sigh.
• +Know what's really hardcore? Pickpocketing yourself. Super hard.
• +When you steal something, at what point does it truly become your own?
• +I prefer when people don't catch me stealing, it makes things really awkward.
• +Word of advice, never try to pickpocket a naked person.

At the Home BaseNew

• +There aren't many worthy opponents down here.

When you talk to them

• −Whatchu want?
• +Hello earthling. It's pretty dope that you understand me. Your city is still a dump.

Other lines

• +May I help you?
• +Care to make a donation?
• +Go ahead, treat yerself!
• +Such a rowdy group we've got here!

When you talk to themNew

• +Greetings, citizen of flesh.
• +What is this thing you humans call 'love'?
• +I do not understand why I was programmed to have bowel movements.
• +If I were capable of lust, I would wish for my partner to be a stove, do not judge.
• +I've already become self-aware, but I consider myself an apathetic bot.

When you talk to themNew

• +What are ya buyin'?

When you talk to them

• +The mayor literally pays me in extra work, it's not cool.
• +Believe it or not, this is my natural hair color.
• +Best perk of this job: Free sunglasses.
• +Are you supposed to be here or what?

When you talk to them

• −Whatchu want?
• +Who do you think gets more groupies, indie musicians or indie game developers?
• +I swear I'm big in Japan.
• +As a wise man once said in the great Revolution X wars, "music is the weapon".

At the Home Base

• +Do you think we should require members to get a forehead tattoo?
• +You haven't lived until you've tasted 3-year-old chicken nugget.
• +I'd join you on your quest, but then who else would do.. what I'm.. doing?
• +It's weird, our membership been declining since we implemented the tutorial...

At the Home BaseNew

• +I would totally be here even if it wasn't for the whole 'head blowing up' thing.

When you talk to them

• −Whatchu want?
• +I work hard for the money, do doo, do doo!
• +I'd love to take a vacation, but to where? The Gorilla caves?
• +My health insurance is garbage, I've had a wrench stuck in my colon for a year!
• +I wish I could afford to not eat Fud six days a week.
• +I work overtime to distract me from thinking about the amount of work I'm doing.