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Uncurable and other
Above the Law Cops in the current stage ignore your crimes—
Camouflage Invisible for a short period. Canceled by most actions, and when you bump into people. Cannot be activated in view of non-followers. Successful backstabs retain invisibility.10s
Charge Level 1 Needs a recharge—
Charge Level 2 Weak battery—
Charge Level 3 Mostly charged—
Charge Level 4 Fully charged—
Cop Debt Pay off the cops, or face consequences (and Supercops) next level—
Cop Debt (Hostile) Pay off the cops and they'll leave you alone—
DNA Connection —
Debt You'd better pay this back at an ATM or Bank, or face potentially deadly consequences! Also, interest.—
Debt (due this floor) If you don't pay this back at an ATM or Bank before the end of the floor, you might have a problem.—
Debt (overdue) There are killers after you. And not the nice kind. Get rid of them by paying off your debt at an ATM or Bank.—
Drunk 30s
Extra Life for PAXers —
Feelin' Alright Life is good when you're on drugs! Until you're not on drugs! Then it's terrible!40s
Feelin' Lucky Affects your luck in all sorts of endeavors, but you get less lucky as time runs down1m
Increase All Stats Melee +1; Endurance +1; Firearms +1; Speed +1.1m
Invisible (permanent) —
Killer Thrower Ever wanted to be able to throw things at people and make them explode into giblets? LIVE YOUR DREAMS!!!30s
Loud Make noise whenever you move30s
Mind Controlled -—
Mind Controlling Pilot NPCs until you either relinquish control or take enough damage30s
Numb To Pain Damage taken −67%.30s
On Fire −5 HP per second.30s
Package Delivery Get the package from point A to point B without teleporting or taking too much damage. Stop reading this and MOOOVE!—
Perfumorous Most people on the floor who previously had no opinion of you, now like you—
Revenue Revenue is earned by extorting business owners and paid at the start of levels—
Stable System Prevents negative status effects30s
Werewolf Stop reading this and go slash some throats!—
Wet 30s
Withdrawal Ohhhhhh the pain. You know what will make it all better? DRUGS! Speed, Melee strength and Firearms are affected, and health is lost every 2 seconds.—