Unused content
Named in the game's files but never part of the game: cut ideas and leftovers. None of it can be found while playing.
Disasters
Written up with names and banners, but no floor ever rolls them.
| Alien Invasion | Alien Invasion! Welcome Them To Earth! | Aliens have invaded, and their probing hand is quivering in anticipation! |
| Crime Wave | — | — |
| Escort a Resistance Leader | Resistance Leaders Are Here! Protect Them! | Escort a whiny Resistance Leader across the level! |
| Fumigation | Fumigation In Progress! Effects May Vary! | The floor is being fumigated, but who knows what the fumes will do to a human! |
| Giants | Fe fi fo fum! Giants Running Amok! | Giants are strolling around like they own the place! |
| Haunted | This Floor Is Haunted! Spooktacular! | All the spooky creatures on the city have come out to scare up some carnage! |
| Hit Squads | Hit Squads! Out To Get Ya! | Hit squads are patrolling the floor! |
| Power Outage | Stay In The Light Or Be Eaten By A Grue! | The power is out, and you are likely to be eaten by a Grue! |
| Tricks & Traps | Tricks & Traps Abound! Tread carefully! | A young scoundrel has booby trapped the entire floor! |
Items
| Acid Spit | Release a powerful burst of acid from your esophagus that costs you 10 health |
| Top Hat | — |
| X-Ray Specs | — |
| StreetCred | — |
| StreetCreds | — |
Characters
| Actor | Only a name and a set of dialogue. |
| Artist | Only a name and a set of dialogue. |
| Caveman | Only a name and a set of dialogue. |
| Celebrity | Only a name and a set of dialogue. |
| Cowboy | Only a name. |
| Cultist | Only a name and a set of dialogue. |
| Dealer | Only a name. |
| Farmer | Only a name and a set of dialogue. |
| Genie | Only a name. |
| Janitor | Only a name and a set of dialogue. |
| Judge | Only a name and a set of dialogue. |
| Lawyer | Only a name and a set of dialogue. |
| Magician | Only a name and a set of dialogue. |
| Mobster | Only a name. |
| Mortician | Only a name and a set of dialogue. |
| Necromancer | Only a name. |
| Pirate | Only a name. |
| Politician | Only a name and a set of dialogue. |
| Priest | Only a name. |
| Reporter | Only a name and a set of dialogue. |
| Secret Agent | Only a name. |
| Spy | Only a name. |
| Vigilante | Only a name. |
Traits and effects
| Attractive | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Bad Hearing | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Big Melee | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Big Muscles | Taking steroids on the regular makes you super strong, but can cause 'Roid Rage! You'll randomly have uncontrollable angry outbursts. | Only a name. |
| Bullet Force Field | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Can Speak All Languages | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Cardboard Box-Like | Gain temporary Camouflage when standing still for a bit | Only a name. |
| Decrease Endurance | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Decrease Firearms | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Decrease Melee | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Decrease Speed | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Deeper Pockets | Receive more money from Pickpocketing | Only a name. |
| Euphoric | You're no longer just feelin' alright, you're feelin' rather fine and dandy, to say the least! | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Extreme Flatulence | Fart at inopportune times, giving away your location and thoroughly embarrassing you | Only a name. |
| Fast Lunge | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Feelin' Full | You're not hungry! | Only a name. |
| Glutton | Attributes drop if you don't eat enough | Only a name. |
| Good Health | Did you know? Passing gas is good for your health! Gain extra max health, but also gain Extreme Flatulence. | Only a name. |
| Good Thrower | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Gun Knockback | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Heart-Stopper | — | Only a name. |
| High-Cost Jobs | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Increase Endurance | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Increase Firearms | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Increase Melee | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Increase Speed | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Invisible to Humans | People can't see you | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Less Aligned Damage | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Lit | Receive positive status effects when not in Withdrawal | Only a name. |
| More Guns | You want more guns? Have some! But it's only fair that everyone else gets some too (starting next floor). And they're better at using them. | Only a name. |
| No-Cost Jobs | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Pickpocket | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Quick Tranq | Tranquilizer darts take effect very quickly | Only a name. |
| Rampager | — | Only a name. |
| Rejuvenating Water | Receive buffs to Firearms and Melee while standing in bodies of water | Only a name. |
| Resist Bullets (Small) | Bullets damage decreased by a small amount | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Rip and Tear | Stronger when in Werewolf form | Only a name. |
| Roid Rage | Become Enraged at random times | Only a name. |
| Rubber Bullets | — | Only a name. |
| Scary | — | Only a name. |
| Science Expert | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Shorter Status Effects | Status effects inflicted on you don't last as long | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Smith | People you kill may get back up and join your party | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Starving | Attributes are lowered until you eat | Only a name. |
| Steadfast Slaves | Slaves will fight on your behalf without being told to do so | Only a name. |
| Steroid Withdrawal | — | Only a name. |
| Strength +1 | — | Only a name. |
| Supercharge Health | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Swift Wolf | Faster when in Werewolf form | Only a name. |
| Touch Damage | — | In the code, but nothing gives it. |
| Turf Warrior | Rival gang members attack on sight | Only a name. |
| Unconventional Body Type | Can't wear armor | Only a name. |
| Unlocked Doors | The Mayor instituted a "Friendly Neighbor" policy where people must legally keep their doors unlocked. But he didn't say anything about Door Detonators. | Only a name. |
| Wealth | Get a whole bunch of money... through illegal means. You'll be Wanted, causing law enforcement to go after you. | Only a name. |
Achievements
Never among the achievements the game reports.
| Kill Yourself | — |
| Functioning Human Being | Complete a whole entire level without killing anyone |
| Quiet Little Town | Complete a level leaving no one alive |
| Open to New Things | Play a game with every Challenge |
| Killer of the Dead | Murder a Ghost |
Mutators
| Only Rewarded Money | Player only receives money as a mission reward, but shops sell reward items. |
| Legal Melee | All melee combat is legal. |
| "Realistic" Mode | A (silly) approximation of real life in terms health and damage. |
Buildings
| Alley |
| Butcher Shop |
| Choke Point |
| City Hall |
| Construction Site |
| Courthouse |
| Crypt |
| Cult |
| Docks |
| Fortress |
| Garbage Plant |
| Government Building |
| Gun Shop |
| Jewelry Store |
| Library |
| Marketplace |
| Military Base |
| Motel |
| Museum |
| Night Club |
| Power Plant |
| Restaurant |
| Stadium |
| Target Range |
| Train Station |
| Tunnel |
| Warehouse |
Objects
| Anvil |
| Beehive |
| Bulletin Board |
| Cactus |
| Chess Set |
| Column |
| Dresser |
| Dumpster |
| Easel |
| Electronics Panel |
| File Cabinet |
| Fish Tank |
| Grandfather Clock |
| Grate |
| Hot Tub |
| Incinerator |
| Lamp |
| Mattress |
| Meat Grinder |
| Piano |
| Pinball Table |
| Plastic Surgery Machine |
| Puddle |
| Record Player |
| Sculpture |
| Server |
| Tool Drawers |
| Water Fountain |
| Wine Barrel |
| Wood-Burning Stove |
| Workbench |